Why is Benedict Cumberbatch Hot? – SNL


>>>YOU’RE WATCHING THE GAME
SHOW NETWORK. AT 5:00 IT’S “GIMME GIMME DA
MONEY PLEASE, PLEASE, I WANT DA MONEY PLEASE.”
BUT FIRST IT’S TIME FOR AMERICA’S NEWEST GAME SHOW.
[ APPLAUSE ]>>HELLO, EVERYONE.
I’M YOUR HOST BECK BENNETT. AND WELCOME TO MY BRAND NEW GAME
SHOW WHERE I TRY TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF SOMETHING THAT’S BEEN
THROWING ME FOR A LOOP ALL WEEK. LET’S MEET TODAY’S CONTESTANTS.
>>UM, HI. I’M VANESSA BAYER.
AND I’M HERE BECAUSE YOU ASKED ME TO BE.
>>THAT’S RIGHT. CONTESTANT NUMBER TWO.
>>HI. I’M AIDY BRYANT AND, BECK, WHAT
IS THIS EXACTLY?>>YOU’LL SEE.
CONTESTANT NUMBER THREE.>>HI.
I’M BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH. AND I DON’T REMEMBER THIS SKETCH
AT DRESS REHEARSAL.>>GREAT.
THANK YOU ALL FOR BEING HERE. AND NOW IT’S TIME TO PLAY —
>>”WHY IS BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH HOT?”
>>OH, BECK.>>YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT.
EVERY GIRL ON THE CAST HAS BEEN SO HORNY FOR THIS DUDE ALL WEEK.
SO AS A GUY, I’M JUST KIND OF TRYING TO FIGURE THAT OUT.
LET’S GET 30 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK.
VANESSA, TELL ME, WHY IS BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH HOT?
>>LIKE RIGHT NOW? IN FRONT OF HIM?
>>YES, PLEASE.>>OKAY.
WELL, IT’S NOT LIKE HIS FACE PER SE.
I MEAN, IT IS, BUT IT’S MORE LIKE THE WAY HIS BODY, AND HOW
HE LIKE, WELL, NOT HIS BODY-BODY.
WHEN YOU SEE HIM, I JUST WANT TO [ GROAN].
LIKE GO CRAZY — [ BUZZER ]
>>TIME’S UP AND THAT WAS NOT AN ANSWER, VANESSA.
>>YOU DIDN’T LET ME FINISH. AND I WAS VERY CLOSE.
>>VANESSA, NO.>>OKAY.
AIDY, YOU’RE UP. PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME — WHY IS
BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH HOT?>>OKAY.
DOES MY ANSWER HAVE TO BE IN ENGLISH?
>>WHY?>>BECAUSE MY FEELINGS WOULD BE
BEST EXPRESSED USING A SERIES OF NOISES LIKE —
[ PANTING, WOLF HOWL ] [ BUZZER ]
>>ARE WE LOOKING AT THE SAME DUDE?
I MEAN WHAT THE FRICK. BENEDICT, YOU’RE UP.
30 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK. TELL ME.
WHY IS BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH HOT?>>WHAT?
I MEAN, I DON’T KNOW EITHER. I MEAN, SOME PEOPLE SAY I LOOK A
BIT LIKE A HAMMERHEAD SHARK.>>YEAH.
YEAH. YEAH.
>>OR A LIZARD MAN.>>ALSO GREAT.
>>I THINK I LOOK A BIT LIKE SID THE SLOTH FROM “ICE AGE,” SO.
>>TOTALLY, YOU DO.>>BUT, I GUESS IT DOESN’T
REALLY MATTER. BECAUSE “GLAMOUR MAGAZINE” NAMED
ME ONE OF THEIR SEXIEST MEN ALIVE.
SO –>>ALIVE?
LIKE ON THE PLANET? I THINK I FIGURED IT OUT.
I JUST NEED TO ASK YOU A FOLLOW UP QUESTION AND I NEED TO
WHISPER IT.>>NO, BECK.
IT’S AVERAGE SIZED. YEAH, THE BALLS, TOO.
>>DAMN IT. [ BUZZER ]
>>OKAY. IT’S TIME FOR ROUND TWO.
I’M GOING TO PUT UP PHOTOS OF BENEDICT NEXT TO SOME WOULD SAY
A MORE CLASSICALLY HANDSOME AMERICAN MAN.
YOU TELL ME WHO’S HOTTER. VANESSA.
IS BENEDICT THE HOT ONE OR IS THIS SMOLDERING MYSTERY MAN WITH
THE JUICY, JUICY PINK LIPS? BECAUSE THOSE LIPS LOOK PRETTY
JUICY.>>BENEDICT.
>>TAKE YOUR TIME.>>I DON’T WANT TO.
IT’S BENEDICT.>>DAMN IT!
VANESSA, GOD. OKAY.
AIDY, YOUR TURN. WHO’S HOTTER?
BENEDICT OR THIS GUY?>>WELL, ONE GUY IS MAKING A
WEIRD FACE. SO I’M GOING TO GO WITH
BENEDICT.>>WHAT?
BUT THE OTHER GUY HAS THAT V.
LOOK. GOT IT.
>>BECK, BECK. I KNOW IT’S NOT MY TURN.
I WILL SAY OUT OF THE TWO PHOTOGRAPHS YOU DO HAVE THE
HOTTER ONE, SO. HOTTER>>WHAT?
>>WELL YEAH I LOOK KIND OF GOOFY IN MINE OBVIOUSLY.
YOU’RE IN SHAPE. YOU LOOK VERY HANDSOME IN YOURS.
AND YOU’RE AN ATTRACTIVE GUY.>>I AM?
>>YEAH, I MEAN, YOU’VE GOT NICE ABS.
AND YOUR SKIN LOOKS SMOOTH AND EVEN.
YOU’RE ALSO FUNNY, CHARMING, SUPER NICE — UNTIL THIS SKETCH.
I HAVE REALLY ENJOYED HANGING OUT WITH YOU THIS WEEK.
I HOPE WE CAN DO IT AGAIN.>>OH, MY GOD.
BENNY! WOW.
YOU’RE STRIKING AND CHARMING AND WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME, I FEEL
TRULY SEEN. [ BELL RINGING ]
>>I GET IT! I GET IT!
I GET WHY HE’S HOT. I WON MY OWN GAME.
JOIN ME NEXT WEEK FOR MY NEW GAME SHOW —
>>”AM I HOTTER THAN KYLE MOONEY?”
>>OH, NO KYLE’S MY NUMBER ONE.>>WHAT?
REALLY? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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