[Vinesauce] Vinny – Glitch Cricket (Ashes Cricket 2013)

[Vinesauce] Vinny – Glitch Cricket (Ashes Cricket 2013)


Vinny: [sarcastically] Uh-huh. Yeah, he caught that. Okay. Okay! [laughing] Okay! I love this. I don’t know what’s happening, but I love every minute of it. Announcer: Straight out of the middle! Vinny: He caught it with his foot, and it teleported into his hand. [crowd cheering] Vinny: How did he teleport that way? How did he do that? [Vinny chuckles] Vinny: Did they bug test this game? Did they PLAY the game before they released it? Announcer: End of the over, and a good one, for the batting side. He’s gone! This one’s called the batter completely flat-footed! Vinny: Oh– oh. Running through people, I see. How did he do that?! What kind of magic was that?! Vinny: [In Australian accent] ‘Ere’s whatcha do: Throw the ball down the cent’a with a lil’ bit of twisty wilb. Catch the ball. Teleport. Do whatever you’ve gotta do. Throw ’em down ‘ere to the willy wonga. And you’ve got, ehh– you’ve got yourself a point. Vinny: [in accent] Will this fieldsman be assed to pick up the ball? [laughing] No he’s not! Vinny: Yeah, okay. [laughs] Alright! A crowd of clones. Announcer: He’s comin’ back for another! Vinny: Yes! [cheering crowd cuts out] Where’s the audience? Announcer: They decide against it. Announcer: Nope, they’re heading back! Vinny: [laughing] Where did he go?! Announcer: They change their minds. Announcer: Nope, they’re heading back! They change their minds. Nope, they’re heading back! Vinny: Wait, the ref is coming closer! [Vinny chuckles] Vinny: [in Scottish accent] A’ight, fockin’ Scotland vs. England. Let’s doo it. Tails, ya right fucking twat. Vinny: [in Scottish accent] ‘Ere ya go, ya facking cunt bastard cunt– [laughs] Mudderfacker! Announcer: Beatin’ ’em with a slower ball there. Quick, run! That’ll be out! Vinny: Where did he get the ball from? Vinny: [in Australian accent] Ohh, wuzzling the willy wonga! [morphs into Scottish accent] Goin’ fer a run! Down to the fockin’– Wait, how did he pick up the ball? Announcer: They’re coming back for another! Vinny: [in Scottish accent] I didn’t press the focking button! What’s goin’ on wid the guy in the bottom-right? Announcer: He’s missed it! No room for error here! Vinny: Where– Where did I go? Announcer: That’s hit him! Huuaahh, he’ll be rubbing that one for a bit! [Vinny wheezes] Announcer: He really tried to hammer that one! [Vinny laughs] Announcer: Comin’ back for another! Vinny: No, I didn’t come back for another! [Vinny laughs] Announcer: They changed their minds! Nope, they’re heading back! They changed their minds! They decide against it. Nope, they’re heading back! They decide against it. Vinny: What was that camera angle? Guys, there was a camera angle– [slowed-down] Vinny: After this round of pitching, I expect a game-breaking glitch. Announcer: Well struck! Vinny: Come on, fielders! I’ve got people in the FIELD! That’s the game-breaking glitch I was talking about. Announcer: Slowed that one down a bit! Vinny: [chuckles] Bye?!

100 thoughts on “[Vinesauce] Vinny – Glitch Cricket (Ashes Cricket 2013)

  1. As I know nothing about cricket, I honestly couldn't tell half the time when the game was glitching & when it was just being cricket. I kept thinking, "Glitch or just part of the game?"

  2. Why does this game have actual commentators, but don bradman cricket doesn't? Good old licensing! Always getting its job done right!

  3. Changed their minds.
    Nope, the're headin' back.
    Changed their minds.
    They decide against it.
    Changed their minds.
    Nope, the're headin' back.
    Changed their minds.
    They decide against it.
    Changed their minds.
    Nope, the're headin' back.
    Changed their minds.
    They decide against it.
    Changed their minds.
    Nope, the're headin' back.
    Changed their minds.
    They decide against it.

  4. "Where's the audience?" 
    "They decide against it."
    They were all "Nah fuck this, let's go back to the lab."

  5. I honestly just want to know how much this game costs. Because every second it just got worse. (and funnier) If this game costs more than $15, I am dissapointed in the creators of this game.

  6. Throw the ball down the center with a little bit of a twist.
    Throw it down to the willy wonka.
    And you got yourself a point

  7. Developer's priority list:
    1. ☑ Hitbox + model rig and anim + announcer audio for crotch shots
    2. ☐ Everything else

  8. The fact I have no idea how cricket is supposed to work in the first place really made this the best video.

  9. just a casual game of cricket really. I wonder why they are trying to ban it at my school. Weve only lost 4 students that phased out the universe. Bloody stupid.

  10. *I'm not kidding you, once when I looked for this video, I looked up "Corrupted Tennis Vinny". I was an idiot, and I still am.

  11. Vinny saying "teleport!" is the teleport sound now in the dumb game I've been making for the last 10 years or so.

  12. Four years on and this still amazes me. How no-one, at any point during development, looked and realised this was going to be nothing short of an absolute shitstorm is beyond me.

  13. Australian cricketers learn to teleport as a result of intense training. After the passing of Steve Irwin, cricketers were officially claimed to be the most powerful humans in Australia. The most powerful lifeforms being koalas, followed by saltwater crocodiles.

  14. Just watched a YouTuber video on this that was not from that long ago and friend still had the game on his Steam account and I will say here what I basically said there and that is when it comes to cricket, rugby and Aussie rules football there just is not enough money invested in making the games better but also with rugby and Aussie rules football to get proper AI in it is just impossible as those sports just aren't as simple in game play in real life as other sports. With cricket you would think they could get it totally right but I guess not with this version of it. Anyway as a NAer who is used to watching hockey, baseball and football and honestly is sick of those sports in different ways I have tried watching cricket, rugby and Aussie rules football and played various games and had fun with them but just hoping one day that when I go to a review about a game related to these sports I will see a true 10/10 said by people commenting. I don't think at my age I will ever get to play these sports especially where I live and so playing a perfect video game of the sports or close to it would be great.

  15. I like how at 3:24 the chairs and the spectators are faced away from the game and the fans look both zoned out and like they've just seen a ghost. This game is so confusing that it is hard for them to look at.

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