Stephen Guesses ‘GoT’ Endings At Kit Harington

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS THE EMMY-NOMINATED ACTOR YOU KNOW AS JON SNOW ON “GAME OF THRONES.” PLEASE WELCOME, KIT HARINGTON! ♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >>Stephen: THANKS FOR BEING HERE. I WANT YOU TO KNOW, I WANT YOU TO KNOW, IN CASE YOU DO NOT HAVE […]

Trump Met With Kim Jong Un… Now What?

WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEHEN COLBERT. TODAY WE ALL WOKE UP IN A DIFFERENT WORLD, BECAUSE LATE LAST NIGHT– YESTERDAY MORNING– LONG-AWAITED SUMMIT WITH NORTH KOREAN DICTATOR AND STUFFED ANIMAL OF HIMSELF, KIM JONG-UN. AND FROM THE BEGINNING, DONALD TRUMP SIGNALED HE WAS SERIOUS ABOUT PEACE, BECAUSE HE DIDN’T GREET KIM […]

Donald Trump Sucks At Golf

>>Stephen: YOU KNOW, I’VE ALWAYS THOUGHT THERE WAS NO HOPE FOR DONALD TRUMP AND I TO EVER BUT HERE’S THE DEAL: I JUST LEARNED WE DO HAVE ONE THING IN COMMON: WE ARE BOTH TERRIBLE GOLFERS, BECAUSE THERE’S A NEW TELL-ALL BOOK ABOUT THE PRESIDENT CALLED “COMMANDER IN CHEAT: HOW GOLF EXPLAINS TRUMP.” THAT IS […]

Ron Burgundy Played Golf With Donald Trump

>>Stephen: THAT’S TRUE. THAT IS TRUE.>>Stephen: THAT’S TRUE AND NOT ONLY THAT BUT THEY NEVER FOUND OUT WHO SET THE FIRE.>>NO, WELL THEY DID BUT WE CAN’T SAY. IT’S SEALED.>>Stephen: OH. UNTIL 50 YEARS AFTER THE CRIME.>>YES.>>Stephen: WE’RE BACK HERE WITH RON BURGUNDY. A LONG-TIME — I WANT TO SAY — >>A LONG-TIME WHAT?>>Stephen: HERO? […]