Bill Hader Reveals What Made Him Break on SNL

-Congratulations, hosted “SNL.” Fantastic. -Yeah, that was awesome. -Second time back. -Yes. [ Cheers and applause ] -Needless to say, I was thrilled to see Stefon again. -Yes, Stefon did come back. [ Cheers and applause ] -And, uh… -That’s John Mulaney. -Yep. -John Mulaney writes Stefon and is our dear friend. And he came […]

Sports Announcer – SNL

>>YOU ARE WATCHING MSG NETWORK HOME OF THE KNICKS AND RANGERS.>>WELCOME BACK RANGERS FANS. DALE WORTHY HERE IN THE BOOTH WITH CHRISSY SMITH. IT’S THE END OF THE SECOND PERIOD DOWN ON THE ICE AND THE RANGERS LEAD THE OILERS, 3-2.>>OUR REGULAR RINK SIDE REPORTER PAUL HANLEY IS OUT TODAY ON DIAPER DUTY. HE AND […]

Michael Cohen Wiretap Cold Open – SNL

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ PHONE DIALING ] [ RINGING ] >>YELLO. IT’S DONALD TRUMP. WHO THIS?>>IT’S MICHAEL COHEN. GOD, I MISS YOU SO MUCH.>>OH, HEY, WHAT’S UP, AMIGO. HOW YOU HOLDING UP IN PRISON?>>I’M NOT IN PRISON. >>OH, WELL, GIVE IT A COUPLE OF WEEKS. >>MR. TRUMP, WE’RE IN BIG TROUBLE. I THINK […]

Chippendales Audition – SNL

– This is impossible. Can’t we just hire them both? – No. We’ve been through this. We’ve only got the budget for one dancer. – Yeah, but they’re both so great. I can’t decide between them. – Well, that’s our job. That’s what Chippendales pays us for. – I know, but these guys have been […]

Papyrus – SNL

>>>IT HAPPENED AGAIN. I THOUGHT IT WAS BEHIND ME, BUT THE DREAMS CAME BACK. I WAS UP ALL NIGHT. I CAN’T EAT. I CAN’T SLEEP.>>WHAT’S WRONG? >>IT HAUNTS ME.>>OH, STEVEN NOT THIS AGAIN. >>I FORGOT ABOUT IT FOR YEARS, BUT THEN I REMEMBERED THAT AVATAR, THE GIANT INTERNATIONAL BLOCKBUSTER, USED THE PAPYRUS FONT AS IT’S […]

Why is Benedict Cumberbatch Hot? – SNL

>>>YOU’RE WATCHING THE GAME SHOW NETWORK. AT 5:00 IT’S “GIMME GIMME DA MONEY PLEASE, PLEASE, I WANT DA MONEY PLEASE.” BUT FIRST IT’S TIME FOR AMERICA’S NEWEST GAME SHOW. [ APPLAUSE ]>>HELLO, EVERYONE. I’M YOUR HOST BECK BENNETT. AND WELCOME TO MY BRAND NEW GAME SHOW WHERE I TRY TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF […]