Watch Death-Defying Roller Skating Duo Emily & Billy From ‘AGT’ | The Kelly Clarkson Show

– How does one figure out this talent? – Like, how did this come about? – Well, when we were kids, our mom bought us some roller skates, and initially she started flinging us around and, you know, to play with us, but when we got to big for her, we just started throwin’ each […]

9 Life Lessons – Tim Minchin UWA Address

Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome Mr Tim Minchin (applause) In darker days I did a corporate gig at a conference for this big company who made and sold accounting software in a bid, I presumed, to inspire their salespeople to greater heights. They’d forked out 12 grand for an inspirational speaker who was this extreme […]

Sports Announcer – SNL

>>YOU ARE WATCHING MSG NETWORK HOME OF THE KNICKS AND RANGERS.>>WELCOME BACK RANGERS FANS. DALE WORTHY HERE IN THE BOOTH WITH CHRISSY SMITH. IT’S THE END OF THE SECOND PERIOD DOWN ON THE ICE AND THE RANGERS LEAD THE OILERS, 3-2.>>OUR REGULAR RINK SIDE REPORTER PAUL HANLEY IS OUT TODAY ON DIAPER DUTY. HE AND […]

Chippendales Audition – SNL

– This is impossible. Can’t we just hire them both? – No. We’ve been through this. We’ve only got the budget for one dancer. – Yeah, but they’re both so great. I can’t decide between them. – Well, that’s our job. That’s what Chippendales pays us for. – I know, but these guys have been […]

Papyrus – SNL

>>>IT HAPPENED AGAIN. I THOUGHT IT WAS BEHIND ME, BUT THE DREAMS CAME BACK. I WAS UP ALL NIGHT. I CAN’T EAT. I CAN’T SLEEP.>>WHAT’S WRONG? >>IT HAUNTS ME.>>OH, STEVEN NOT THIS AGAIN. >>I FORGOT ABOUT IT FOR YEARS, BUT THEN I REMEMBERED THAT AVATAR, THE GIANT INTERNATIONAL BLOCKBUSTER, USED THE PAPYRUS FONT AS IT’S […]