Le Tennis – Cyprien

This week I’ve been invited to go to the French Open to see a match Frankly, I would have liked to go there if tennis was not the sport I hated the most I don’t hate really tennis, but it’s just that I don’t understand anything about it. Nevertheless, sometimes I force myself to watch […]

“Russians” | Russell Peters – Almost Famous

Now you grew up in Poland, when did you move to Canada? In… ’82. ’82, so when you grew up in Poland, uh…were you learning… were they speaking Russian back then? I had to take… You had to take Russian, right? Yeah, I knew that, right? So you speak Russian or understand it to a […]

Gary Lineker | “Gazza was playing tennis with German tourists!” | England teammates

I was probably the least skilful player in the Italia ’90 squad. Blimey. We had some very skilful players in that team: Chris Waddle and people like Peter Beardsley. I will have to go for Gazza. Gazza was the most naturally gifted footballer that I would have played with. He didn’t always use it wisely […]

Off to the Vet (Full Film in COLOUR) I A Simon’s Cat SPECIAL

[Birds tweeting] [Birds tweeting] Meow! [Bee buzzing] [Bee buzzing] [Ping! Bee sting] Meoooow!!!! [Sigh] Meow Meow [Belly rumbling] Meow Meow Meow. Meow Off! Meow. Meow. [Chuckles to himself] Meow? [Sucking noises] Get off… [Mumbles] Mew! Rarrgghhh! Eeeugh! Meow. Mew Meow. Go on! [Simon cheerily humming] Meow. Meow. Meow! Meow. [Simon casually whistling] [ Click! (cat […]