“Don’t Lose Your Accent / Learning Accents” – TREVOR NOAH (Pay Back The Funny)

The newspapers say that, he’s famous. So now people treat you like you’re famous, they say the weirdest things to you. Strangest thing people would say to me, “Trevor! Trevor!” “Well-done on everything hey. Congrats! Congrats!” “But, even though you are going to America” “Don’t forget us alright? Don’t you forget us.” Like, “I don’t […]

The Alotian Golf Club to host the 2019 Arnold Palmer Cup

IAN GOLF CLUB IN ROLAND ARKANSAS IS OPENING IT’S DOORS TO THE PUBLIC DURING THE FIRST WEEKEND OF JUNE… NOT FOR PLAY BUT TO WATCH SOME OF THE BEST COLLEGIATE GOLFERS IN THE WORLD… ((ASHLEY)) THIS YEAR…THE CLUB WILL PLAY HOST TO THE 23áRD ANNUAL ARNOLD PALMER CUP. IN JUST OVER TWO WEEKS…MANY WILL TRAVEL […]

Bill Hader Reveals What Made Him Break on SNL

-Congratulations, hosted “SNL.” Fantastic. -Yeah, that was awesome. -Second time back. -Yes. [ Cheers and applause ] -Needless to say, I was thrilled to see Stefon again. -Yes, Stefon did come back. [ Cheers and applause ] -And, uh… -That’s John Mulaney. -Yep. -John Mulaney writes Stefon and is our dear friend. And he came […]

Sports Announcer – SNL

>>YOU ARE WATCHING MSG NETWORK HOME OF THE KNICKS AND RANGERS.>>WELCOME BACK RANGERS FANS. DALE WORTHY HERE IN THE BOOTH WITH CHRISSY SMITH. IT’S THE END OF THE SECOND PERIOD DOWN ON THE ICE AND THE RANGERS LEAD THE OILERS, 3-2.>>OUR REGULAR RINK SIDE REPORTER PAUL HANLEY IS OUT TODAY ON DIAPER DUTY. HE AND […]

Michael Cohen Wiretap Cold Open – SNL

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ PHONE DIALING ] [ RINGING ] >>YELLO. IT’S DONALD TRUMP. WHO THIS?>>IT’S MICHAEL COHEN. GOD, I MISS YOU SO MUCH.>>OH, HEY, WHAT’S UP, AMIGO. HOW YOU HOLDING UP IN PRISON?>>I’M NOT IN PRISON. >>OH, WELL, GIVE IT A COUPLE OF WEEKS. >>MR. TRUMP, WE’RE IN BIG TROUBLE. I THINK […]

Top 5 Facts about Deep Web

[Female anchor]: It’s a secret world used by criminals to buy and sell drugs, guns, sex; just about anything you can imagine. [Narrator]: I used to think that if you couldn’t find something by Google searching it, it didn’t exist. But hello Deep Web. Welcome to WatchMojo’s top five facts. In this installment, we’re looking […]

Mehdi Hasan Is Relentless in His Interviews with Trump Proxies

-I’m so happy to have you here. -Happy to be here. I want to start by showing a clip for those who are here who maybe aren’t familiar with your work. You interviewed — What is he, you said? -A Trump campaign adviser. -Yes, in charge of re-election, I guess. -Yes. -And you interviewed him […]

Chippendales Audition – SNL

– This is impossible. Can’t we just hire them both? – No. We’ve been through this. We’ve only got the budget for one dancer. – Yeah, but they’re both so great. I can’t decide between them. – Well, that’s our job. That’s what Chippendales pays us for. – I know, but these guys have been […]

Papyrus – SNL

>>>IT HAPPENED AGAIN. I THOUGHT IT WAS BEHIND ME, BUT THE DREAMS CAME BACK. I WAS UP ALL NIGHT. I CAN’T EAT. I CAN’T SLEEP.>>WHAT’S WRONG? >>IT HAUNTS ME.>>OH, STEVEN NOT THIS AGAIN. >>I FORGOT ABOUT IT FOR YEARS, BUT THEN I REMEMBERED THAT AVATAR, THE GIANT INTERNATIONAL BLOCKBUSTER, USED THE PAPYRUS FONT AS IT’S […]

Why is Benedict Cumberbatch Hot? – SNL

>>>YOU’RE WATCHING THE GAME SHOW NETWORK. AT 5:00 IT’S “GIMME GIMME DA MONEY PLEASE, PLEASE, I WANT DA MONEY PLEASE.” BUT FIRST IT’S TIME FOR AMERICA’S NEWEST GAME SHOW. [ APPLAUSE ]>>HELLO, EVERYONE. I’M YOUR HOST BECK BENNETT. AND WELCOME TO MY BRAND NEW GAME SHOW WHERE I TRY TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF […]