“Russians” | Russell Peters – Almost Famous

Now you grew up in Poland, when did you move to Canada? In… ’82. ’82, so when you grew up in Poland, uh…were you learning… were they speaking Russian back then? I had to take… You had to take Russian, right? Yeah, I knew that, right? So you speak Russian or understand it to a […]

Jimmy Kimmel, Jamie Foxx, and Chance the Rapper Surprise Ellen During Her Star-Studded Birthday Show

So, I’m 60, and I want to make sure my mind stays active and sharp as a tack. So it’s time for a memory game called “Sho’ Did or Sho’ Didn’t.” OK, here’s how it works. I am going to read something that may or may not have happened on this show. If I think […]

10 Items I Got at Toys “R” Us Before They Went Out of Business

what was under there though cookie what’s going on guys I am Matthias and welcome because today is quite a special day as it is always when we make videos on this channel this is Tanner here and Tanner went to Toys R Us and why is that strange other than the fact that he’s […]

Sports Announcer – SNL

>>YOU ARE WATCHING MSG NETWORK HOME OF THE KNICKS AND RANGERS.>>WELCOME BACK RANGERS FANS. DALE WORTHY HERE IN THE BOOTH WITH CHRISSY SMITH. IT’S THE END OF THE SECOND PERIOD DOWN ON THE ICE AND THE RANGERS LEAD THE OILERS, 3-2.>>OUR REGULAR RINK SIDE REPORTER PAUL HANLEY IS OUT TODAY ON DIAPER DUTY. HE AND […]

Smithy at Sports Personality of the Year | BBC Sport Relief 2010

Now it’s time for one of the most prestigious awards of the night sports personalities coach of the year gary Thanks sue to present the award for coach of the year i’m delighted to welcome britain’s greatest, ever olympian sir steve redgrave Thank you for joining us assisting This, year has been a fantastic. Year […]

“Arab Men” | Russell Peters – Notorious

>>Russell Peters: My Lebanese friends, ever gone back to Beirut? [Audience members cheer] Let me tell you something. I’ve partied, all over the world, and by far, without trying to suck up to you guys, ‘Cause I’m scared– [Laughter] but out of all the places I’ve been to, in the world, Beirut parties, like you’ve […]

Michael Cohen Wiretap Cold Open – SNL

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ PHONE DIALING ] [ RINGING ] >>YELLO. IT’S DONALD TRUMP. WHO THIS?>>IT’S MICHAEL COHEN. GOD, I MISS YOU SO MUCH.>>OH, HEY, WHAT’S UP, AMIGO. HOW YOU HOLDING UP IN PRISON?>>I’M NOT IN PRISON. >>OH, WELL, GIVE IT A COUPLE OF WEEKS. >>MR. TRUMP, WE’RE IN BIG TROUBLE. I THINK […]

Chippendales Audition – SNL

– This is impossible. Can’t we just hire them both? – No. We’ve been through this. We’ve only got the budget for one dancer. – Yeah, but they’re both so great. I can’t decide between them. – Well, that’s our job. That’s what Chippendales pays us for. – I know, but these guys have been […]

KIDS TRY ROLLER SKATING FOR THE FIRST TIME!

– [Josh] You’re doing good, buddy! Say, “I’m skating!” – I’m skating! – [Josh] My first time roller blading! Look at the camera. Whoa, whoa. ♫ I loved you then ♫ I love you now ♫ I loved you when my world was upside down ♫ Upside down ♫ Upside down – What’s up Dyches […]

Papyrus – SNL

>>>IT HAPPENED AGAIN. I THOUGHT IT WAS BEHIND ME, BUT THE DREAMS CAME BACK. I WAS UP ALL NIGHT. I CAN’T EAT. I CAN’T SLEEP.>>WHAT’S WRONG? >>IT HAUNTS ME.>>OH, STEVEN NOT THIS AGAIN. >>I FORGOT ABOUT IT FOR YEARS, BUT THEN I REMEMBERED THAT AVATAR, THE GIANT INTERNATIONAL BLOCKBUSTER, USED THE PAPYRUS FONT AS IT’S […]