WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I AM YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) IT IS FRIDAY, IT IS FRIDAY, NOTHING LIKE FRIDAY. AND WITH THE HOLIDAYS AROUND THE CORNER, IT’S BEEN A BUSY WEEK FOR THE UN-JOLLY MAN IN THE BIG RED HAT. I’LL TELL YOU […]
You’re gonna need a blanket and suntan lotion,’cause you’re never gonna get off that beach!Just the way you never got into the N.H.L., ya jackass.!Whoop! Whoa-ho-ho! [ Crowd Shouting ] Whoa![ Laughing ] The green’s that way.! You’re, uh–[ Heckler Laughing ]You will not make this putt, ya jackass! [ Laughing Raucously ] [ Crowd […]
This is nice. Happy anniversary. Is that what I think it is? I don’t know… it’s a hockey stick. There’s more- A puck and skates. Oh Ed… You nailed it! The other one’s in the car! Hockey’s here. The savings never left. GEICO, proud partner of the NHL.
Welcome to Bryant Park and the 143rd running of the Bryant Park Stakes. I’m Alex Scordelis here with me is Ben Rodgers. Ben we have a terrific race on our hands today. Blue skies overhead, really dry fast track out there. These animal are gonna move. And the spectator are filing in Ben everybody’s dressed […]
looks like it a treasure map bow is on land then that means that in the water but it’s like a tray is not here do you think someone was in here hey it’s Rebecca and we are all the way here in Hawaii as you guys saw in the last video Stephen sharer and […]
Mario: Woah! Mario: *Gibberish* Mario: OOOOHOOHOOHOOHOO! [WOW] SMG4: I’m Playing Some Fortnite Mario! SMG4: And you Can too By following the link in the Description! Mario: WUT?! (Out of everybody in the world who plays this Mario doesn’t) SMG4: It’s a huge 100-Man PVP game with destructible envrionments *LE GASP* SMG4: Buildable Structures OH BOI […]
>>>YOU KNOW, ALL WEEK LONG PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ASKING ME IF I WAS GOING TO DO ANY CHARACTERS FROM “CHAPPELLE SHOW” TONIGHT. AT FIRST I WASN’T TO. AND THEN I SAW THAT EPISODE OF “WALKING DEAD.” WHERE THEY SMASHED THIS GUY GLEN ON THE HEAD AND KILLED HIM. I KNOW, IT WAS DEVASTATING. I LOVE […]