Carpool Karaoke w/ Adam Levine

>>THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK.>>James: NO PROBLEM.>>I APPRECIATE IT. YOU’RE A REAL FRIEND. MUST BE A COOL DAD. MUST BE A VERY COOL DAD. A REAL COOL DAD. ♪ JUST SHOOT FOR THE STARS IF IT FEELS RIGHT ♪ AND AIM FOR MY HEART IF YOU FEEL LIKE IT ♪ TAKE ME […]

Hasan Retakes The SAT Exam | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

Hey guys, it’s Hasan Minhaj from Patriot Act. Hey guys, it’s Hasan Minhaj from Patriot Act. Here I am at The Princeton Review on a Saturday morning much like so many nervous brown children. Now, for those of you guys who don’t know, Now, for those of you guys who don’t know, on the first […]

No Regrets: How a Trump Supporter May Have Voted to Destroy His Own Career – The Daily Show

>>PRESIDENT TRUMP IS DETERMINED TO BUILD THE WALL.>>WE HAVE TO CLOSE DOWN OUR GOVERNMENT. WE’RE BUILDING THAT WALL.>>BUT TRUMP’S WALL WOULD RUIN FRAGILE ECOSYSTEMS, BREED XENOPHOBIA AND EVEN DESTROY SOMETHING RICH WHITE PEOPLE CARE ABOUT — >>IF TRUMP BUILDS HIS WALL, THEN IT WILL GO RIGHT THROUGH OUR GOLF COURSE.>>IF BUILT, TRUMP’S WALL WOULD CUT […]

“Russians” | Russell Peters – Almost Famous

Now you grew up in Poland, when did you move to Canada? In… ’82. ’82, so when you grew up in Poland, uh…were you learning… were they speaking Russian back then? I had to take… You had to take Russian, right? Yeah, I knew that, right? So you speak Russian or understand it to a […]

“Don’t Lose Your Accent / Learning Accents” – TREVOR NOAH (Pay Back The Funny)

The newspapers say that, he’s famous. So now people treat you like you’re famous, they say the weirdest things to you. Strangest thing people would say to me, “Trevor! Trevor!” “Well-done on everything hey. Congrats! Congrats!” “But, even though you are going to America” “Don’t forget us alright? Don’t you forget us.” Like, “I don’t […]

Amateur Ping Pong Is Way More Intense Than You Think (feat. Kevin Nealon and Judah Friedlander)

– Yeah, yeah, yeah. – How many people have you killed, what do you think, in your life? On purpose? – I don’t. On purpose, like. Well, I really feel bad about all the insects I’ve killed in my life. – Insects, yeah. – Yeah, I look back and I’m like, I didn’t need to […]

Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts w/ Gordon Ramsay

>>JAMES: LET’S TAKE A LOOK AT THE FOOD WE HAVE. CLAM JUICE. CHICKEN FEET. SALMON ICE CREAM. COW TONGUE. GRASSHOPPER. HOT SAUCE. PICKLED PIG’S FEET JUICE. AND, OF COURSE, OUR TRUSTY FAVORITE — THE BULL PENIS. ( AUDIENCE REACTS ) YOU CAN PICK AND I HAVE TO ANSWER TRUTHFULLY OR YOU CHOOSE SOMETHING. WHAT WOULD […]

Key & Peele – Fronthand Backhand

– ‘SUP, LADIES? – WATCH THIS, WATCH THIS. YO, TYRELL. – YO, WHAT UP, LAWRENCE? – HEY, MAN, YOU WANNA PLAY FRONT HAND, BACK HAND? – I DON’T KNOW THAT GAME, MAN. – IT’S EASY, DOG. ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS SAY “FRONT HAND” OR “BACK HAND.” – AIGHT, FRONT HAND. – UGH! [all laughing] […]