Trump’s Golf Club Employees Spill The Beans On Their Boss

WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I AM YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) IT IS FRIDAY, IT IS FRIDAY, NOTHING LIKE FRIDAY. AND WITH THE HOLIDAYS AROUND THE CORNER, IT’S BEEN A BUSY WEEK FOR THE UN-JOLLY MAN IN THE BIG RED HAT. I’LL TELL YOU […]

Walking Dead Chappelle’s Show – SNL

>>>YOU KNOW, ALL WEEK LONG PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ASKING ME IF I WAS GOING TO DO ANY CHARACTERS FROM “CHAPPELLE SHOW” TONIGHT. AT FIRST I WASN’T TO. AND THEN I SAW THAT EPISODE OF “WALKING DEAD.” WHERE THEY SMASHED THIS GUY GLEN ON THE HEAD AND KILLED HIM. I KNOW, IT WAS DEVASTATING. I LOVE […]

Key & Peele – Consequences

[school bell rings] [indistinct chatter] OKAY, STUDENTS, SETTLE DOWN. SETTLE DOWN. THAT INCLUDES YOU, MR. RODRIGUEZ. DO YOU WANT TO TAKE THE MILK CARTON OFF OF YOUR HEAD? THANK YOU SO MUCH. WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST TODAY. HE’S FROM THIS NEIGHBORHOOD, AND HE’S A FORMER GANG MEMBER, AND HE’S COMING HERE THIS MORNING TO […]

Chappelle’s Show – Charlie Murphy’s True Hollywood Stories – Prince – Uncensored

I CAN RECALL ANOTHER ONE, LIKE, IN, YOU KNOW I THINK IT WAS IN ’85, LIKE, WHEN ALL THAT ANDROGYNOUS S**T WAS GOING ON, AND WHAT WAS WILD WAS THAT THE GUY WHO LOOKED THE MOST LIKE A BITCH WAS GETTING ALL THE WOMEN. EVEN I HAD IT– THE JERRY CURL WAS COMING OUT, AND […]

Weekend Update at the RNC

>>”WEEKEND UPDATE” WITH COLIN JONES AND MICHAEL CHE. [ APPLAUSE ] >>WELCOME TO “WEEKEND UPDATE” ON MSNBC! I’M MICHAEL CHE.>>AND I’M COLIN JONES, LIVE IN CLEVELAND FOR THE REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION. >>OR AS I’VE BEEN CALLING IT, WHITE RIO. THIS LOOKS LIKE A GARY IT, WHITE RIO. THIS LOOKS LIKE A GARY BUSEY LOOK-ALIKE CONTEST. […]