The Price Is Wrong, Bitch – Happy Gilmore (8/9) Movie CLIP (1996) HD

You’re gonna need a blanket and suntan lotion,’cause you’re never gonna get off that beach!Just the way you never got into the N.H.L., ya jackass.!Whoop! Whoa-ho-ho! [ Crowd Shouting ] Whoa![ Laughing ] The green’s that way.! You’re, uh–[ Heckler Laughing ]You will not make this putt, ya jackass! [ Laughing Raucously ] [ Crowd […]

Happy Gilmore (3/9) Movie CLIP – Chubbs Sees Pro Material (1996) HD

Hey, mister, you gotta wear a helmet. Don’t worry about it. [ Puffing ][ Automatic Pitcher Firing ] Oh, yeah, yeah! Bring that shit on! – Oh, God. I love it. – Awesome. Oh, God, that hurt a little, but I’m all right.My God, son, what the hell are you doin’?364 more days ’til next […]

Happy Gilmore (4/9) Movie CLIP – The Waterbury Open (1996) HD

– [ Crowd Moaning, Laughing ] – Goddamn it. Time! Relax.Just do what we talked about. Don’t look at the green. Make contact with the ball. There’s no goalie to block it. It’s all in the hip. Hey. It’s all in– Come on. Work with me now. It’s all in the hips. Yeah. It’s all […]

Happy Gilmore (6/9) Movie CLIP – Happy Goes Ballistic (1996) HD

I think you should use a five iron. You think so? Give me my wedge. ## ##Matty told Hatty about a thing she saw## Ha! Ha! [ Imitates Gunshot ] ##Had two big horns## Five iron, huh? Well, you’re fired. Bye-bye. ##And a woollyjaw## ##Woolly bully## Whoa! [ Crowd Cheers ] ##Woolly bully Woolly bully## […]

Parents Tell Stepparents What They Really Think

-So, Tara and I were married for seven years. And two years into it we had Nakhjavani. -You know we had a few good years. I just think that at some point you know we stopped watering the plant. -And you with anything a plant, if you could poison on it, it’ll just wilt and […]