Happy Gilmore (6/9) Movie CLIP – Happy Goes Ballistic (1996) HD

Happy Gilmore (6/9) Movie CLIP – Happy Goes Ballistic (1996) HD


I think you should use
a five iron.
You think so? Give me my wedge. ## ##Matty told Hatty
about a thing she saw## Ha! Ha!
[ Imitates Gunshot ]
##Had two big horns## Five iron, huh?
Well, you’re fired. Bye-bye.
##And a woollyjaw## ##Woolly bully## Whoa!
[ Crowd Cheers ] ##Woolly bully
Woolly bully## ##Woolly bully####
Whoo! Yee-haw!Yee-haw.!
What are ya doin’, Happy,
ridin’ a bull? You’re actin’ like a damn fool! [ Cheering ]
Whee! Whee! [ Laughing ] [ Moos ]
Doin’the bull dance.Feelin’ the flow.
Workin’ it.
Workin’ it.On the 1 8th green,
Shooter McGavin is putting
for the win.Maybe it’s just me,
but his crowd
seems unusually small…for this type of moment.[ Man ]
Great.!
[ Imitates Gunshot ][ Lundquist ] Most people
have found their way
over to Happy Gilmore.He’s been the talk
of the course
with his huge drives…and his amazingly
bizarre behavior.He’s on the 1 7th green
right now having a little
trouble closing out his day.Happy, the ball itself
has its own energy
or life force, if you will. Its natural environment
is in the hole. So why don’t you
send him home? His bags are packed.
He’s got his airplane tickets. Bring him to the airport.
Send him home. [ Chuckles ]
Yeah. Send him home. I just send him home.
It’s time to go home
there, ball. – [ Crowd Moans ] Ohh!
– You son-of-a-bitch ball.
Why didn’t you just go home? That’s your home!
Are you too good for your home?
Answer me!Suck my white ass,
ball.![ Crowd Shouting ]
Oh! Oh! [ Grunting ] [ Happy Cursing, TV Bleeping ]
Put out a press release…concerning Happy Gilmore
being thrown off the tour. I want a draft
by 6:00 p.m.
You’re right. He was outta line. Behavior
completely unacceptable.
[ Bleeping Continues ]But you know,
golf has been waiting
for a player like this: a colorful,
emotional working-class hero. I will not tolerate
behavior like this.
Gilmore is gone. I just got a call
from the Dallas Open. Their phones have been ringing
off the hook with people
who want to see Happy. They just sold out.
Already? He’s a little rough
around the edges,
but let me work with him.[ Bleeping ]
Piece of monkey sh–.!
Okay. Fine. But he’s
your responsibility. If he cleans up his act,
he can stay. If he doesn’t,
it’s your ass. And anymore of this–
[ Bleeping ]
Sucking co–.![ Grunts ]
There, you fu–in’ motherf–
And he’s gone.[ Bleeping Continues ]
You pu–y.!-itch.!
You play it where it lies.!Fu–you!

100 thoughts on “Happy Gilmore (6/9) Movie CLIP – Happy Goes Ballistic (1996) HD

  1. This scene is so classic! As I watch this and reading comments about the bleeping on the tv, it's getting me to ask about it. How does the censoring people censor the curse words at the right moments when Happy is so random with his words and it's live? I mean he could say a curse word at any moment and they would miss it. But on this, they get every one at random. That's what makes this interesting.

  2. 1:48 – it gets Good                                                                                                                                                                                            2:04 – ….then….it gets GREAT!!! LMFAO!!!

  3. What's crazy is that this is how golf is treated today with the losers who wanna be golfers … last time I golfed, I couldn't believe the behavior and caliber of "golfers" on the course. No respect.

  4. I swear. I am in tears. 😂😂😂😂 happy Gilmore cussing the golfball out is comedy gold

  5. This is scene is great, even though Happy goes from 0 to 100 in an instant, there's still an escalation. I can usually keep it together right up until he yells "ANSWER ME!" at the ball.

  6. Golf used to belong to the super rich, now it belongs both the economically diverse audience, all thanks to the golfing bad boy, Happy Gilmore

  7. The Cursing on 2:36 lmao he said something about a monkey? I don't know but I cannot stop laughing 😂😂 😂😂 😂

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