Ryan: I’d just putt it right into to the blue Michael: Yeah but– I don’t– Is that gonna do anything? Ryan: I don’t know man, you gotta Ryan: find out!
Jack: Yeah, we don’t know where it is Ryan: Who dares, wins, Michaels Geoff: *copying Ryan* “He who dares, wins, Michaels”
Ryan: Michaels? Michael: Michaels? Geoff: Yeah… Michael: I was like, what the fuck?
Ryan: Plurality of “Michael” Jack: A quote from Michael Scott Michael: Welp, going down the middle because I fucked it up! Ryan: Oh No!
Jack: Ohhhhh, Michael!
Michael: *boosh* Michael: I fucking sliced it and fucked myself Michael: Goddammit
Geoff: So, what’s the deal with this v– Geoff: The “V” for– what is this? Jack: You don’t wanna go down that one Ryan: “V” for victory, is where– Michael: I don’t know, but I wanted to hit that one, ayy– ’cause there’s a suck hole over there Geoff: There is a suck hole over there Michael: Go for it, Geoff, who gives a shit?
Ryan: Here’s what you get from the left Geoff: [famous last words] I don’t give a shit Michael: You got Double Bogey! Geoff: Imma go left… Geoff: I don’t give a fuck…
Michael: Go left! Don’t slice it Michael: like I did, though Jack: Lewis and Clark that shit, Geoff
Michael: Dammit! Michael: Actually, and uh– and– and– Geoff: What, by going left? Geoff: NASCAR
Jack: There we go Ryan: Alright Michael: Okay! Ryan: Ballbuster… aaaannndd– ohhhh, that is– Ryan: Looking good!
Michael: Yep, that’s it! Michael: That is it! Ryan: That was the way to go Michael: He didn’t make it, but that’s still it
Geoff: Yeah, I’m not gonna make it Geoff: But… y’know, I’ll take it Ryan: Ball swap! Geoff & Jack: Oookay
Michael: Oh, please swap with me! Michael: Please swap with me! Pick me!
Ryan: Oh, could you please? Michael: Can you pick me?! Michael: I– I’ll just say, this is the one time
Geoff: Oh, did you guys know you could hit “A” to stop? Michael: Where I’d like to get picked
Ryan: Well, yeah
Geoff: I didn’t know Michael: Pick me!
Geoff: you could Michael: Yes Michael: Yes! Yes!
Jack: Ohhhhhhhh! Jack: Noooo– Michael: Yes! Michael: YEEEESSSS!!! Michael: YES!!!!!!
Jack: *cracking up* Ryan: But, wait…
Jack: *cracking up* Ryan: Does it swap you with Geoff? Michael: I mean, who– anyone! Michael: YES!! Michael: Whoo-hoo-hoo!!!
Jack: *still going* Geoff: *sighs* Ryan: *laughing* Right, so did it fuck Geoff?
Jack: *still going* Geoff: Yeah…
Jack: *dying* Michael: Oh, man! Jack: Ohhhh my God!!
Ryan: *laughing* Geoff: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ryan: awwww Geoff: Ha ha, it’s great! Everyone else: *laughing* Geoff: That’s fucking awesome!
Ryan: So awful!
Jack: Heyyy! Michael: Wooo!
Geoff: Ha ha h a h a
Jack: Birdie cluuuu– Michael: Tweet-tweet-tweet-tweet-tweet-tweet-tweet-tweet!
Ryan: That is so awful!
Jack: –uuuub! Geoff: [about to murder everyone] Ha ha ha ha Michael: Look, I got the stink on me! Geoff: That was ~hilarious~! Jack: Ohh, that’s– Geoff: [Totally Serious] Oh, that is so awes– ohhh so cool! Geoff: Did you guys see that? That was my favorite part! Michael: That was brutal! Jack: Ohhhh my God! Michael: Man, I got ballbusted! Jack: Ooooh n–
Ryan: And then you missed! GEOFF: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH This Guy: “Ball Out of Bounds!” Michael: Seriously, though– seriously, though
Jack: *losing it* Michael: that suicide machine *laughing*
Jack: *ascending to new plane* Michael: Oh my God! Geoff: FUUUUCK Jack: I never thought a golf game would bring me to fucking tears! Michael: Oh my God!
Ryan: Ooohh God… Geoff: Mo–ho–ho–ho–ho–ho–mmy! Geoff: I want my mommy! Michael: That ballbuster was so–
Jack: That was so bad! Michael: That was fucking vicious! Ryan: Ooohhhh… Jack: Ohhhh, tweet-tweet, tw– *laughing* Ryan: [weakly] tweet-tweet!